DID HE TURN INTO A WEREWOLF BECAUSE HE SAW A FULL MOON. AS IN BARTS BUTT
Drag for your creative curse
I literally just got mouth lips
"WHY DON’T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOUTH LIPS"
I JUST GOT BUTT POOPER.
mine is stuck on the fucker so I just got wench fucker
I legitimately got scumbag. xD
I GOT PUSSY PACKER LIKE WTF THAT DOESN’T SOUND INSULTING THAT SOUNDS AWESOME
THANK YOU FOR SOMEONE NOTICING
OMG HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS
I’LL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS WHEN I SEE IT
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.
I’m fucking done with this site
My roommates left me in charge of decorating the bathroom for our Halloween party.
HOLY SHIT NO*holds in pee*
Realist shit EVER
mIND YOU, HE WAS ONLY LIKE 17 AT THE TIME.